Imagine just for a moment that Charles Dickens wrote Fifty Shades of Grey. Combining Victorian grimness with modern tales of sexual debauchery – it wouldn’t be such a bad thing, would it? He’d certainly give Shades a moral twist. Yes, you can be whipped into a frenzy of erotic bliss – but do consider the poor man’s arm administering the pain, won’t you?
Day Nine and Ten: March 26 and 28, 2014. About 8.15am for both. A London bathed in a morning sun. A London bound by a blanket of fog.
Temperature: Cold innit? But this weekend returns to warmer temperatures. Yay!
Greyscale: So grey that it doesn’t appear at all.
In E L James’s words: “Who’s that Dickens character anyways?”