Day Sixteen: May 14, 2014. 8.00am. What a day!
Temperature: Yesterday was all fire and brimstone. Today, it’s all very heavenly.
Greyscale: Now we’re getting into that reflective phase sometimes known as the Shard’s blue period.
In E L James’s words: To be honest, I don’t think there were sunny days in Fifty Shades‘s pages so sordid and corrupt of soul are they.