Day Twenty-four: Tis a warm one, so you’ve been warned! 30c. Don’t go outside. You might faint! You might die!
Temperature: In some places like India, Southern USA and Egypt – in fact, in too many places to mention here – 30c is seen as a blessed relief.
Greyscale: Glistening, sharp, watery-eyed newsreader grey.
In E L James’s words: Babe, it’s hot in here. Let’s take off all our clothes.